CANDY!!!

Evan: "I know how to say candy really fast: CANDY!!!!"

Not that he's excited about the holidays or anything.

Woo! Wooo! Woooooo!

Evan, after the school's Christmas concert: "When I'm at a concert, I like to say ..." *deep breath, scrunched up face* "... WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Cian, in his most mature and disdainful voice: "That's earsplitting."

Pause. Together: "WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Moobs

The four of us were lounging on the bed in our jammies one morning when Evan was a baby. Cian was about 2 1/2 at the time.

Cian: "Why can't Mommy play with me?"
Daddy: "Mommy's nursing Evan right now."
Cian: "You feed Evan."
Daddy: "I can't. I don't have boobies."
Cian, points at Daddy's bare chest: "You do so!"

No, but I'm giving this shirt away ...

Cian (at about 3 1/2): "Mommy, are we going to have another baby?"
Mommy: "No sweetie. Why?"
Cian: "Because your tummy is getting big again."

Just mouth the words

Mommy, singing: "You are my sunshine! My only sunshine!"
Evan, looking at me with tears brimming over his big blue eyes: "Stop, Mommy. It hurts my ears when you sing."